Long Distance Roomies

On this week’s extra bloody Halloween episode, long distance BFFs Diana and Molly yap about cross-s*x friendships, how women should signal men to approach in the wild, why tarot is triggering, sidewalks as battlefields, the difference between men and boys, messy ways to cast spells, how not to get someone to go on a second date with you, salmon sp*rm, lymphatic massages as f*replay and more.

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Does height matter in dating? Should you sleep with someone on the second date? And what’s the best text to send after a date? In this episode of Long Distance Roomies, best friends Molly and Diana give honest dating advice for women (and the men who listen in) on everything from tall energy to first-kiss standards.

We break down your comments, including a 6'5" listener’s take on whether tall guys know they have an advantage, plus whether height is dating currency, why men struggle with criticism, and how many dates before you sleep with someone. Diana also shares the story of her date with a fan who slid into her DMs, and why a podcast turned out to be a surprisingly good way to talk about dating values. Along the way, we get into dating double standards, how hormones shape the way men and women feel about sex, whether you can talk about sex without having it, and why blocking people on Instagram can protect your energy. Plus, a $30 fascia massager worth adding to your cart.

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Is the manosphere keeping you single on purpose? In this episode, long distance BFFs Diana and Molly discuss the revolting new trend pheromone maxxing, when and how to approach women if you don’t want to be rejected, the benefits of being h*rny, the downside of being well-endowed, gas station Oz*mpic, Diana’s celibacy off-ramp and so much more.

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Follow along for more on IG @longdistranceroomiespodcast and send us a DM. We’d love to connect with you.

Wanna chat live and get personalized dating advice? DM us on Instagram or email us at [email protected] to schedule a double team with Molly and Diana. Limited spots only.

Every Tuesday we switch off and release new episodes on Spotify and Apple Podcast or YouTube @longdistanceroomiespodcast.

Fan mail hit different this week. A listener wrote in with a story about receiving an unsolicited dick pic — at work — and we had a lot of thoughts. A lot. Then we get into the age gap conversation nobody's being honest about: dating younger vs. dating older, why women are done apologizing for going either direction, and what it actually means to be a "cougar" in 2025 (spoiler: it means you have options).

And finally, we're officially reclaiming the word "simp." It is not an insult. It stands for Secure, Respectful, and Emotionally Mature — and frankly, it's the green flag you should be looking for. We'll explain why men who are called simps are actually winning.

Plus: Vibe Check with our roomie Su, the Group Chat (ACOTAR, Married at First Sight, and that Boyfriend D*ck video), and a teaser you are not ready for.

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Welcome back to Long Distance Roomies, where long distance BFFs Diana and Molly invite you into their inappropriate inner circle. In this episode, the Roomies yap about dealing with your friend's enemies, who sets the tone in a relationship, dating hypocrisy, when dreams about your ex turn into nightmares, marking your territory in someone's bedroom, and more.  

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Follow along for more on IG @longdistranceroomiespodcast and send us a DM. We'd love to chat with you.  

Every Tuesday we switch off and release new episodes on Spotify and Apple Podcast or YouTube @longdistanceroomiespodcast.  

Email your questions and fan mail to [email protected]

Welcome back to Long Distance Roomies, where long distance BFFs Diana and Molly invite you into their inner circle. In this episode, the Roomies answer their first question from a resident roommate and discuss the nuances of celibacy and masturbating, and how to approach women in the wild. 

Video episode of the pod drops every other Tuesday on YouTube @longdistanceroomiespodcast

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Welcome back to Long Distance Roomies, where long distance BFFs Diana and Molly invite you into their inappropriate inner circle. In this episode, the Roomies revisit alpha male s*xual preferences, and yap about an audience of opinionated men, financial d*mination, Instagram dating advice, peptides for intimacy, stealthing horrors and more. And don’t miss Molly’s wild story about org*smic meditation and Ed Sheeran at the end of the episode.

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Video episode of the pod drops Thursday on YouTube @longdistanceroomiespodcast

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Welcome back to Long Distance Roomies, where long distance BFFs Diana and Molly invite you into their inner circle. In this episode, the Roomies yap about what it’s like for Molly to get back into the dating world and what she’s learned in her six month hiatus; while Diana talks about dealing with her daughter’s six-year old bully and how to punch back.

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Video episode of the pod drops Thursday on YouTube @longdistanceroomiespodcast

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Welcome back to Long Distance Roomies, where long distance BFFs Diana and Molly invite you into their inner circle. In this episode, the Roomies yap about … Diana working with Lonnie “The Hawk” Hawkins (aka Will Ferrell), while Molly reflects on dipping her toe back into the dating pool… just to suddenly dive in with her new date on relationship equity, a debate The Roommies love to go hard on. Oh yeah, and they talk a lot about dick pics, formally referred to as “Cyber Sexual Assault.” Get your tea and your cozy blanket and plug in and unplug with your Long Distance Roomies!

Welcome back to Long Distance Roomies, where long distance BFFs Diana and Molly invite you into their inner circle. In this episode, the Roomies yap about all the obvious and subtle ways 50/50 dating is not actually equitable for women, West Wilson and Amana Batula’s cringe-inducing relationship from Summer House, Diana’s A-list directing gig, doting parents with shoddy wifi, amateur ufologists, JFK travel nightmares, hair transplants in Turkey, bald-deniers, the Workout Witch somatic courses, salmon sperm Korean face masks, beauty standards, this week's astrology, including Mercury retrograde and more. And don’t miss some major breaking news from Molly at the end of the episode.

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Video episode of the pod drops Friday on YouTube @longdistanceroomiespodcast

Gotta question for the roomies?

Drop them an email at [email protected]