Phil & Bob discuss the Hamptons and reveal some "breathtaking acts of selfishness" committed by its seasonal residents.

The Treehouse Team also examines:

• why trendy restaurants are like contemporary art;

• the Long Island Expressway;

• The Bank of Tokyo Trust's secret beach house in Amagansett;

• East Hampton's infamous McMansion Manor;

• Litchfield County's laid-back vibe;

• the hidden scourge of Chinese-owned sushi restaurants in Manhattan;

• massaging an octopus; and

• how Phil plans to win the Nobel Peace Prize within five years!!!