1. Unmarried men in long-term relationships receive just as many health and happiness benefits as married men. The crucial variable is... the love.

2. Unmarried, cohabiting men enjoy the pleasure of thinner lovers than the fat wives enjoyed by married men.

3. Unmarried players are just as desired by women for marriage as beta providers, but just don’t commit to women as readily.

4. There is no evidence I’m aware of that married men have more frequent sex with their indentured sperm receptacles a.k.a. wives than unmarried men *in relationships* have with their girlfriends.

5. Finally, why do pro-marriage anti-gamers always assume that maximizing sex frequency is the desired goal for men? Quality matters. One hundred sex sessions with a seacow will be less satisfying for most men than one session with a knockout.