Have you ever been terrified by a polaroid? You will be. "Shutter" offers a master class in low-tech creepiness, mixing old school dark rooms with an unsettling ghost story. The American remake has a "super crush" from Melissa's younger years - but, sadly, that's the only remotely positive thing the film has going for it. Also, would you rather have a name that's frequently misgendered, or a name that nobody can pronounce?

Motion Picture Terror Scale: 2. Quality: 3. Personal enjoyment: 4.