In honor of Kelbin turning 33, we're talking all about getting older. From changing perspectives and growing pains to the things we care about less (and more) as the years go by, this episode is a mix of laughs, hot takes, and reflections on what aging really looks like.

We’re catching you up on life: Amazon Flex coworker/friends with Benefit situation (with a NUDE), Juneteenth day-off update with your votes, and a stack of listener questions that range from wholesome to absolutely unhinged. This episode is primarily a Q&A, and things go exactly how you’d expect when we give y’all the mic.

A listener met a hot guy at Amazon, fell into a whirlwind romance powered entirely by a translator app, and now wants to know if they made a huge mistake ending it. Naturally, we have thoughts.

Also, we're reporting live from the trenches of Love Island, processing the Hacks finale, discussing the latest Drag Race drama, and Kelbin presents a Gay Agenda topic that somehow turns into a conversation about race.

Basically, we're catching up and meddling in someone else's love life. A perfect episode.

This week on Los Yappers, we’re catching up on everything from our straight friend’s visit — including his fascination with just how womanly April Carrion looked — to a conversation about constructive criticism that somehow led to us creating a brand-new term: YAGGOT. Plus, Kelbin had a serious government job interview, and Oscar stepped in for a late-night prep session.

Will this government job pan out? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z.

Our niece joins the Gay Agenda to expose what it’s really like being under our care for a weekend. Then Kelbin announces some exciting news… he landed a job! We travel to the past and begin talking awkward first days, embarrassing work moments, career growing pains, and the times we got dangerously close to losing it all.

This week on Los Yappers, Oscar and I got into an argument that accidentally led to one of the biggest relationship discoveries we’ve had in a long time. Turns out… we experience conflict and apologies VERY differently, and realizing that may have changed the way we communicate forever.

Also on the gay agenda: Kelbin has strong opinions about people posting emergency GoFundMes and then immediately going on vacation, while Oscar catches us up on Love on the Spectrum and his excitement over Devil Wears Prada 2.

Oscar is back back back back back again from New York with some gifts! Plus, Kelbin unpacks the uncomfortable truth of tying self-worth to career milestones—and what happens when that foundation starts to crack. In this episode, he brushes up against the quiet anxiety sparked by a seemingly simple question: “What’s going on with your life?”—a question that lingers longer than it should. Things spiral further after an unexpected Instagram comment from a drag queen hits a nerve, sending him into a deeper reflection on identity, validation, and the stories we tell ourselves about success. Oscar, on the other hand, is experiencing something completely different this week.

This week on Los Yappers, we tried to stay on topic… and immediately didn’t.

We kick things off with the Gay Agenda, where we unpack the very real realization that at 30, we should probably know our limits. Oscar also gets into his thoughts on how performative the government can feel lately.

The episode was supposed to center around Kelbin’s anxiety attack from a few weeks ago, but the conversation took a turn—in a good way. We ended up diving into a deeper, more personal moment about his dad’s apology and what it looked like to actually process and respond to it in real time.

It’s our one-year anniversary, which means it’s officially a Well Yes Extravaganza. We’re celebrating 365 days of Los Yappers with the Gay Agenda, chaotic games, and roasting each other like it’s tradition. Things feel a little more festive than usual… and we fully lean into it.

We missed a week… and we have a LOT to catch you up on.

This episode is a full recap of our back to back Florida trips from Miami to St. Pete, and everything that came with it. We open up about why we went quiet, including Kelbin experiencing an anxiety attack and needing time to reset (more on the next episode).

Miami brought the lokera with a long awaited meet up with an online Fortnite friend that turned into an April Fools prank we are still recovering from, plus a birthday party for Kelbin's cousin Jessica that somehow became a full blown meet and greet.

Then St. Pete completely changed the vibe with the most perfect beach day, a little “should we move here” moment, celebrating Holly’s wedding and Oscar getting to meet the icon & legend, Miss Angela Jackson.