Hey there, Bong Hit fam! Buckle up for a wild ride through what might be the most ridiculous camping trip in stoner history.

So picture this: Me, my buddy's beat-up Subaru, and an eighth of some legendary Northern Lights strain heading into the Cascades for what was supposed to be a peaceful weekend of nature and relaxation. Spoiler alert - nothing about this trip was peaceful.

We arrive at this stunning campsite surrounded by massive pine trees, and I'm feeling like a total wilderness explorer. I set up the tent, break out my portable speaker, and roll the first joint of the weekend. Everything's perfect. Crystal clear mountain air, not a single other person around, just pure wilderness vibes.

About an hour in, I'm thoroughly baked and decide to take a little nature walk. Now, I'm not typically what you'd call "outdoorsy" - my idea of hiking usually involves walking from my couch to the kitchen. But something about this mountain air and this incredible weed made me feel like Bear Grylls.

Thirty minutes into my "expedition," I realize two crucial things: One, I have absolutely no sense of direction. Two, those adorable chipmunks I thought were cute? Suddenly look like they're plotting something sinister. I'm convinced they're judging me, whispering tiny woodland creature jokes about the lost stoner.

Panic starts setting in. My phone has zero signal. The forest is getting darker. And these chipmunks? Definitely organized a woodland surveillance operation against me. I'm muttering to myself, "Stay calm, stay calm" - which, ironically, is the least calm thing you can do when you're lost and high.

Just when I'm about to have a full-blown existential crisis, I hear a rustling. My heart races. Is it a bear? A mountain lion? Nope. It's my buddy, who tracked me down using nothing but pure luck and the sound of my increasingly panicked mumbling.

We laugh about it later, back at the campsite, passing another joint. The chipmunks, I swear, look slightly disappointed their covert mission failed.

Moral of the story? Always bring a compass. And maybe don't get too high before exploring unknown terrain.

Question of the week: What's your wildest nature adventure while elevated? Hit me up on our socials and share your story!

Next week, we're diving into concert chaos - trust me, you won't want to miss it.

Peace out, stoner fam.



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