Love Death & Dice

The crate has been secured. The crew has assembled. The ship has launched into the Astral Sea.

Now… the Githyanki have arrived. The Astral Sea is NOT a safe place.

In Episode 2 of Love Death & Dice: Spelljammer Adventures, our crew's first voyage takes a violent turn as Githyanki raiders descend on their ship in a full-scale boarding assault. Swords clash, spells fly, mops are thrown, and no one—not even the Flumph—is safe.

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📼 CAST:

DM: Turk - https://www.instagram.com/turkiedude/

Ronald BonBon Billsworth: Conner - https://www.instagram.com/cpt._morgan/

Echo: Kate - https://www.twitch.tv/childrenofproteus

Magnus: Fishie - https://www.instagram.com/fishiegctv/

Lord Percival Whiskerbottom: Jim - https://www.twitch.tv/bigjimsladegaming

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00:00 – Previously on

05:00 – Githyanki Raiders

20:00 – Magnus Goes Overboard

35:00 – Crew Heroics

50:00 – Mumbles in Danger

1:10:00 – Final Blows

1:30:00 – the Rock of Bral

#dnd5e #spelljammer #actualplay #ttrpg #lovedeathanddice

This is a chaotic, satirical space-fantasy campaign set in the world of Randomonia using the Dungeons & Dragons ruleset and a dangerously unstable spelljamming ship.

In this first episode of Love Death & Dice: Spelljammer Adventures, a crew of absolute cosmic disasters assembles aboard the galaxy’s jankiest vessel. Charged with a mysterious delivery and helmed by a flumph named Flapjack, this voyage is anything but smooth sailing. From entitled heirs and sentient goo to gambling hamsters and disrespected hippos, the only thing holding this crew together is bad decisions.

Love Death & Dice: Spelljammer Adventures is the spiritual prequel to Improv Quest—showing what happens when you throw four fools into deep space and dare them not to open the crate.

🚀 Spelljammer Adventures Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJkIgqEjOXJUhCghZFbr6FhJMV4LoMbCX

🎨 Art by: @childrenofproteus

📼 CAST:

DM: Turk - https://www.instagram.com/turkiedude/

Ronald BonBon Billsworth: Conner - https://www.instagram.com/cpt._morgan/

Echo: Kate - https://www.twitch.tv/childrenofproteus

Magnus: Fishie - https://www.instagram.com/fishiegctv/

Lord Percival Whiskerbottom: Jim - https://www.twitch.tv/bigjimsladegaming

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📌 Timestamps:

00:00 - Intro

01:20 - Ronald’s Reckoning

13:00 - Echo and the Oracle

23:00 - Whiskerbottom’s Deal

33:00 - Magnus Meets the Crew

55:00 - The Ship Awakens

1:00:00 - First Steps into the Astral Sea

1:10:00 - The Card Game

#dnd #spelljammer #ttrpg #actualplay #lovedeathanddice #spacepirates

the final bell rings. But not everyone makes it out the same.

In the emotional finale of Cursed Curriculum, the whimsical chaos of Brimstone’s University gives way to something deeper. There are no dice rolls — only choices, consequences, and heartbreak.

✨ Tilly cries.

💀 Marrow changes.

🎓 Scout Master Moves on.

🌀 The world of Randomonia will never be the same.

This episode marks the end of our first arc in the Love, Death & Dice anthology series — fully edited, fully canon, and fully devastating.

Cursed Curriculum Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJkIgqEjOXJXtTsBOfh9N6QLhWMTj9-2O

DM: Turk https://www.instagram.com/turkiedude/

Tilly the Wizard: Kate https://www.instagram.com/childrenofproteus/

Marrow: Fishie https://www.instagram.com/fishiegctv/

Professor Wild Thorn: Ray https://www.twitch.tv/backstage_bard

Music by Epidemic Sound

Art by: @childrenofproteus

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Timestamps:

0:00 - Final Class Begins

3:30 - Wild Thorn’s Last Lesson

7:50 - Marrow Faces the Truth

12:15 - Tilly Breaks (And So Do We)

17:40 - The Curse Revealed

23:00 - What Must Be Chosen

28:10 - Goodbye, Brimstone

34:25 - Who They Become

38:45 – Final Reflections / End Credits

#kidsonbrooms #ttrpg #actualplay #lovedeathanddice

In this episode of Cursed Curriculum, the symbols lead our trio beyond the walls of Brimstone’s University and deep into forgotten places—through overgrown gardens, whispering ruins, and finally to the burned remnants of Marrow’s childhood home. As secrets rise from ash and old roots, Tilly makes contact with a strange network of magical foxes, and the truth about the seal begins to take shape.

This is a whimsical-chaotic, magically unstable campaign using the Kids on Brooms system, emotional damage, and owl-related psychological warfare.

Cursed Curriculum is the prequel to Improv Quest—detailing Marrow’s tragic backstory and unearthing the origins of our beloved weirdos before they grew into even bigger weirdos.

🎓 Cursed Curriculum Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJkIgqEjOXJXtTsBOfh9N6QLhWMTj9-2O

🎵 Music by Epidemic Sound

🎨 Art by: @childrenofproteus3498

DM: Turk https://www.instagram.com/turkiedude/

Tilly the Wizard: Kate https://www.instagram.com/childrenofproteus/

Marrow: Fishie https://www.instagram.com/fishiegctv/

Professor Wild Thorn: Ray https://www.twitch.tv/backstage_bard

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Timestamps:

00:00 - Cold Open

07:10 - Garden Fox Trail

21:00 - The Symbols

41:20 - Marrow’s Farm

44:00 - The Ash Remembers

50:00 - Broken Seal Revealed

#kidsonbrooms #ttrpg #actualplay #cursedcurriculum #magiccollege #burnedpeachtree #emotionaldamage

In this third episode of Cursed Curriculum, something dark stirs beneath Brimstone’s University of Mystics… and it’s not just the cafeteria food.

Our magically-challenged first-years begin to sense that not all is well at this chaotic college — the school is in danger, and the shadows are getting bolder.

A mysterious force is revealed, cryptic warnings emerge, and secrets begin to unravel faster than Wild Thorn’s lesson plans.

This is a whimsical-chaotic, magically unstable campaign using the Kids on Brooms system, emotional damage, and owl-related psychological warfare.

Cursed Curriculum is the prequel to Improv Quest—detailing Marrow’s tragic backstory and the origins of our beloved weirdos before they grew into even bigger weirdos.

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🎓 Cursed Curriculum Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJkIgqEjOXJXtTsBOfh9N6QLhWMTj9-2O

🎵 Music by Epidemic Sound

🎨 Art by: @childrenofproteus

DM: Turk https://www.instagram.com/turkiedude/

Tilly the Wizard: Kate https://www.instagram.com/childrenofproteus/

Marrow: Fishie https://www.instagram.com/fishiegctv/

Professor Wild Thorn: Ray https://www.twitch.tv/backstage_bard

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Timestamps:

00:00 – Cold Open

06:45 – Strange Shadows

18:30 – Class Interrupted

37:10 – Something Beneath the School

52:00 – We’re Not Safe Here…

#CursedCurriculum #KidsOnBrooms #TTRPG #MagicSchool

In this second episode of Cursed Curriculum, our magically-challenged first-years officially begin their school year at the most unstable wizarding school in all of Randomonia—Brimstone’s University of Mystics.They explore their questionably safe dorm rooms, uncover the dangers of cursed objects, and attend their very first magical class. But things quickly spiral when Professor Wild Thorn teaches a lesson the school definitely doesn’t approve of—casting magic without a wand.This is a whimsical-chaotic, magically unstable campaign using the Kids on Brooms system, emotional damage, and owl-related psychological warfare.Cursed Curriculum is the prequel to Improv Quest—detailing Marrow’s tragic backstory. It unearths the origins of our beloved weirdos before they grew into even bigger weirdos.👕 Get the Cursed Curriculum Tee!: https://streamlabs.com/thegrouchcouch/merch🎓 Cursed Curriculum Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJkIgqEjOXJXtTsBOfh9N6QLhWMTj9-2O🎵 Music by Epidemic Sound🎨 Art by: @childrenofproteusDM: Turk https://www.instagram.com/turkiedude/Tilly the Wizard: Kate https://www.instagram.com/childrenofproteus/Marrow: Fishie https://www.instagram.com/fishiegctv/Professor Wild Thorn: Ray https://www.twitch.tv/backstage_bard🕸️ Website: https://thegrouchcouch.com/📷 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thegrouchcouch/🎙️ Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/0kVibgwLEIgtrcIjXnbvo5🧙‍♂️ Live Fridays @ 6pm PST on https://www.twitch.tv/thegrouchcouchTimestamps:00:00 – Magical Open03:20 – Dorm Life29:00 – Nightmares33:00 – Dorm Chaos43:00 – Cursed Objects 1011:12:00 – First Class with Wild Thorn#kidsonbrooms #ttrpg #actualplay #harrypotter

In this first episode of Cursed Curriculum, two magically-challenged first-years receive their dramatic invitations to the most unstable wizarding school in the world of Randomonia—Brimstone’s University of Mystics. With enchanted shoes, cursed symbols, and a professor whom , our trio begins their first day in a school where nothing is safe and everything is flammable.

This is a whimsical-chaotic, magically unstable campaign using the Kids on Brooms system, emotional damage, and owl-related psychological warfare.

Cursed Curriculum is the prequel to Improv Quest— Detailing Marrow's tragic backstory. It unearths the origins of our beloved weirdos before they grew into even bigger weirdos.

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🎵 Music by Epidemic Sound

🎨 Art by: @childrenofproteus

DM: Turk https://www.instagram.com/turkiedude/

Tilly the Wizard: Kate https://www.instagram.com/childrenofproteus/

Marrow: Fishie https://www.instagram.com/fishiegctv/

Professor Wild Thorn: Ray https://www.twitch.tv/backstage_bard

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Timestamps:

00:00 - Cold Open

01:20 - Entrance Letters

10:00 - The Professor

20:00 - Wands

33:00 - Brooms

55:00 - Familiars

1:05:00 - The Secret Entrance

#kidsonbrooms #ttrpg #actualplay #Lovedeathanddice #magiccollege

Summary: The Band Confronts the Darkness.

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Art by: @childrenofproteus

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DM: Turk https://www.instagram.com/turkiedude/

Ahnonka: Kate https://www.instagram.com/childrenofproteus/

Roger Rageface: Conner

Aeon King: Emmy @forgeoflore https://www.instagram.com/emmysartstuff/

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#dnd

Summary: The gang rescues Mr Johnson and tries to get the last page.

Metalomnicon playlist here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJkIgqEjOXJVuwfAhnrxx2CI3JaYH6Ab2

Metalomnicon is a Shadowrun campaign that streams every Sunday at 4pm PST on https://www.twitch.tv/thegrouchcouch

Music by Epidemic Sound

Art by: @childrenofproteus

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DM: Turk https://www.instagram.com/turkiedude/

Ahnonka: Kate https://www.instagram.com/childrenofproteus/

Roger Rageface: Conner

Aeon King: Emmy @forgeoflore https://www.instagram.com/emmysartstuff/

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#actualplay

Summary: The Gang heads into the Vampire Lair

Metalomnicon playlist here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJkIgqEjOXJVuwfAhnrxx2CI3JaYH6Ab2

Metalomnicon is a Shadowrun campaign that streams every Sunday at 4pm PST on https://www.twitch.tv/thegrouchcouch

Music by Epidemic Sound

Art by: @childrenofproteus

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DM: Turk https://www.instagram.com/turkiedude/

Ahnonka: Kate https://www.instagram.com/childrenofproteus/

Roger Rageface: Conner

Aeon King: Emmy @forgeoflore https://www.instagram.com/emmysartstuff/

Website: https://thegrouchcouch.com/

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#actualplay