Today I have my very first Fan-Fic piece, based on Silvester Stallone's The Expendables. I have always had a soft place in my heart for 80's Action Adventure movies. But, they always seemed to be missing one element--sex. So, I have taken it upon myself to create my own version. I do hope you enjoy. I've constructed this story in the same fashion as the movies are. Action, tension, guns, cliches, and of course my favorite element--erotica. I've also dropped my own easter eggs, as Stallone did in his original movies--my little call-backs to some memorable movies or characters that I have a special love for.

Here is the cast of my erotic-action-adventure:

Barney Ross: Silvester Stallone

Lee Christmas: Jason Statham

Gunner: Dolf Lungren

Tool: Mickey Rourke

Hail Caesar: Terry Crews

Crenna: My added character

I'd like to thank the following musical artists:

Tom Fahy

Kai Engel

Jan Morgenstern

Jo

Dexter Britain

Docks

Nine Inch Nails

Fancy Mike

And the feature Credit song Middle Aged Youth by The Flesh Lights.

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