by-Matthew F. Blowers III

Love is like an elevator

it can take two to the moon

if you push all her right buttons

you can make your baby swoon

and she’ll fly higher......

so damn higher.......................

and you’ll be right beside her

sharing all that was denied her

and you’ll be caught

in her monsoon

drenched in her kisses

you’ll both spoon

as you climb the walls of

your own room

where her sweet love

will floor you

you’ll be doing it on the rug

you’ll be doing on the ceiling

there’ll be nothing like her love

but you don’t dare ever rush it

you must first of all discuss it

or else that elevators busted

leaving you down in the basement

while she’s finding a replacement

she might wind up a complainant

in a court demanding payment!

because your lust became so flagrant

you’d best not open love’s doors

before she’s ready for that ride

she’ll go get it on without you

all chance for love will die

It is always her decision

before you both assume positions

Loving her comes with conditions

no matter what your head envisions

winning her trust is your mission

winning her trust is your mission

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah....

Then you’ll be joined up hip to hip

flesh to flesh and lips to lips

true love is a rocket ship

it’s the most amazing trip

but if you launch your lust to quick

you’ll be left alone

with your joystick

she will think of you as heinous

she'll leave you on Uranus

marooned in space, meant just for one

any chance at all for her love done

her love is done.

Many guys richer than you

tried to take what they felt due

thinking their important status

meant that they could just have at it

but they wound up serving time

and the court took their last dime

cause forced love is a huge crime

and their reputations all got slimed

.

If you want to love a woman

go find yourself a good one

take it slow enjoy the process

savor each moment of progress

Eventually your babe will whisper

as you passionately kiss her

that she wants you to possess her

as you patiently undress her

then those doors will open wide

on your elevator ride

she will let you slip inside

where your passion can reside

and then she and you will fly

higher and higher.....

so damned higher.....

you'll be a rocket man

headed to the promised land

she will be your sweet co-pilot

since you let her heart decide it

and you’ll never be denied it

she’ll be happy to provide it

she will be your smorgasbord

you’ll sail places unexplored

you’ll go right out of your gord

True love comes with sweet,

sweet rewards

Love is like an elevator

it can launch you both so high

if you push all her right buttons

don’t rush it or you’ll have nothing

and come down crushing

you can make your baby swoon

if you listen to my tune

I’m a veteran rocket man

every virgin flight

must have a plan

take it easy, love not lust

tell she tells you with no fuss

that it’s time that she concurs

then the universe is yours

her sweet love will be your cures.

yeah...her sweet love will be your cures….

her sweet love will be your cures….

YEAH