I have just relieved myself. No, don't jump to conclusions. I am sitting here in my big, comfortable, manly black leather poppa chair in my living room, and all is well with the world again, because I have gotten my TV back up and working and that's a much bigger relief than I thought it would be.

The satellite box broke, and I never realized how stressful my life would be without the TV. When it went out, it was a shock like when I opened the refrigerator door and found some kind of endangered species lurking there. I finally figured out that it was cheese. But it wasn't cheese when I put it in there. It changed. People are like that too. People change. Some people age like fine wine. Other people age like milk.