The anchorwoman Cait Raft had just received a transmission and with the hand that did not hold the yellow tipped microphone, she cupped the side of her ear that held the earpiece and nodded. In an instant Cait straightened up with a smile placing her mic-less hand down to her side. “That’s right Diane,” she said into the microphone. “We’ve seen some truly wondrous feats here at the tenth national stoner’s olympics and behind me” —She motioned behind her to the mob of anxious bodies that fidgeted and fought each other for a better view of what was yet to come, “you can see the gathered crowd waiting outside of the locker room for —really the super star of it all, Mr. Jack Allison —A long time contender who has been proving himself today to be a true toker titan in this year's games and it’s not hard to see why. In the four short hours these games have been live Mr. Allison has already taken gold in several events including: The longest ‘bruh’ said in a single breath, the gnarliest toker’s cough and of course the coveted...—oh! What’s this? There's movement behind me here!” Cait waved a frantic gesture motioning her cameraman forward as she stepped quickly toward the crowd “Jerry can you get the wide?” She called excitedly to the cameraman “Get the wide on this here—.” As Cait grew closer, the crowd suddenly went wild with noise, and many blinding flashes of light popped off amidst the crowd. “Oh I think that’s him!” Cait shouted and edged her way into the crowd, which had now been parted into two halves to allow passage for the object of the crowd's affection. ”Mr. Allison!” Cait shouted to a short but swaggering man coming out of the locker room; he was flanked by two bodyguards. “Over here Mr. Allison please!” Cait continued while thrusting her microphone in front of her. And though Cait’s cries joined a hundreds strong chorus of similar pleas, as Mr. Allison was passing by her, he stopped and looked up at Cait over lowered sunglasses, “Talk to me sweetness” he said, “but remember... time is quibi.”

“Oh! Well, uh Mr. Allison—” Cait began as her face flushed red.

“Call me Jack”

“Right. Jack...You’ve been such a force in these games so far, w-what is your secret to success?”

Jack smiled, “My secret? Sim—” Jack was cut off from saying the rest as he doubled over

into a fit of loud wheezes and coughs. When he regained control of his lungs several minutes later he finished by saying: “Simple... I love the game.”

Today's Topics Include: Cait Learns Youtube, Hot & Rich Recap, Quibi Quatchup: Quioronavirus edition, Jack Loves The Game and Frog Fr*z*n Yogurt!

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