Salman Rushdie was stabbed and it's not a joke. he got shivved and he may lose an eye. Not cool no matter how you slice it. Does Rushdie know who Bozo is? Is he a Day Man or a Night Man? That Curb episode with Rushdie will never hit the same again. Mike is really stretching to get some new drops in the conversation. Mr. Pink is our lone emailer today. HE wants to know if there is a person or an issue that people from all backgrounds can come together on. Luke and Scott remind everyone that WE are responsible for our plight in the end. The Hate Machine is powerful. If you actively participate in the routine of the mainstream media talking points and fear-mongering, you are part of the problem even if you don't see it. Scott and Mike both happened to be at Ford Field last Friday without even realizing it! Mike actually had fun doing his job, while Scott was miserable at a kiosk. Luke wants you to know about mirror neurons. Check out Mike's news videos on The Game Day on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram or YouTube. Luke analyzes another Bad Religion song! Watch It Die is today's selection. Eddie Vedder is on this one! Mike has some missed connections from the last episode, but ends up talking about his real-life missed connection experience on Craig's List in 2011. There's a bed with canopy involved, which you don't get to see every day. Mike also has follow-ups about last week's rehab stories that he forgot to mention. Finally, Mike wants to top Scott's story about quitting Service Merchandise after three hours. Mike left a new job at Cracker Barrel after one hour. Scott was high at a Cracker Barrel one time too. Mike had a job driving around the campus of Central Michigan counting parking spaces instead of going to class. We still owe you analysis on Armie Hammer, The Most Hated Man On The Internet and the latest Woodstock '99 documentary. Lastly there's a story about Tyler Barris who became famous for something called SWATing. It's awful. We close the show with Arc Arsenal by At The Drive-In. If any of this nonsense inspires you for better or for worse, email the show at [email protected]