Can our two heroes endure the harsh and hostile terrain of the dreaded dick planet? This week, Phil and Cody ponder being astronauts in the worst of ways, belly bands and dog piss, feeding dogs pizza, MSG: the wonder condiment, KFC is gross/kinda, steak perfection, Tim sauce (seriously fuck you Tim), Grocery hunts and guns, bullet boners with gun safety, HEB slaps, and Cody not getting over how much he hates cyclists.....again.