As veterans of the Laser Wars, Phil and Cody proudly support the vocational rehabilitation of all cyber-commandos. This week, the duo discusses the economics of Phil's faggot coffee, 40 year olds smell like cheese, laser tag bodies and shitty memes, our first times with booze, Kanye West tourettes and shitty award shows, dentist beauty shops, the best blood pressure ever, trolling politics, drug legality and PCP bars, and Nicholas Cage's best is totally not Face-Off.