Mark Watney can grow potatoes on Mars but can he make a podcast? Didn't think so, buddy. This week, Bert joins us to talk about chasing booze with Theraflu, Hockey vs. Sports, upcoming shit and Tarantino, The Martian, if Interstellar or Contact had the worse ending, war Films and history, politics and.....(holy shit, guys, did we go off the fucking rails on this) other unnecessary controversial bullshit. There goes our fucking Coca-Cola sponsorship.