With elections in the horizon, would you rather vote for a bunch of assholes who shrug a lot or two assholes who are unfraid to say the word "asshole"? The choice is clear, America. This week we throw on the table cops and the fear of getting pulled over, our own rap sheets, the half limp presidential debate, more comic talk, elitist Star Wars fans, horror films and shaky cam bullshit, the Martyrs remake, the Professional's creepy vibes, the unfortunate truth about Powder, all while getting excessive with a stupid soundboard.