It's been a long sad ride through the episodes of the sobercast, but the dark days of sobriety are over with the 50th episode around the corner! This week as we serenade self-control goodbye, we look at the super storm hype train losing to the Star Wars juggernaut, Michael J. Fox shoes, Primer and stupid time travel, self-checkout lanes and the coming of the robots, Amazon pour more water into the Wal-Mart boat, Phil's Maxi pad hand and Cody's piss fence, and hawking anything for that sweet retirement check.