Who the hell needs a gym when you can get drunk and fight bears in the wilderness? Take that stupid resolutions! This week, the two throw on the table missed movies and verbal Street Fighter, getting mad at Making a Murderer, Mario Van Peebles film classics, the 5 x 5 workout and fitness goals, shitting your shorts on a run, lettuce billboards, bacon spray, and which president would look more dapper with the Hitler 'stache.