The LTN crew would like to think they would be Will Smith during the alien invasion, but we know in our hearts we would just be a drunk Randy Quaid. The boys discuss the Area 51 raid and rogan envy, clenching for truth, candy vapes and doucheflutes, politics and segues, trying to stop more politics talk, Far From Home, chiaboos, America numba wan, 3d cankles, and fat shaming.