You know what we do to Colorado traitors in this here parts? We string em up for all the Californians to see! It's an intimate evening with Phil and Cody regaling our audience with airport pat downs, no blade touching thy hair, moisterize, getting old and rolling the dice, fuck Klostermann and Sucker Max, married at first samurai, gas on the fire, super mormons, Sam Raimi'ed, Twisted Tea review, 1883, and the traitor Phil.