How can a story about gay porn, kittens being fed to a vacuum, a self-obsessed sociopath who has a destiny for greatness, strippers, a transsexual named Barbie, an old man who loves to travel, credit card fraud, and an international manhunt led by weekend-warrior animal-rights activists who did the police's job better than the police be boring? Eli and Mel cover all of that and more in this weirdly triggering story of... Luka Magnotta: The Kitten Killer!