"It's tough to know what to buy me for Christmas - but last year, I got Luke Littler.

"Now I'm thinking: how do I repay these darts players for giving me this type of enjoyment in my twilight years?

"And the answer is, I'll ramp up the prize money. Let's give them a million pounds for winning the world title."

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