It's Lupercalia!

For those of you still stuck in the 21st Century, that's the pagan Rome celebration of whipping women and then "romancing" them for an entire year that was later replaced by Valentine's Day, which is, of course, a celebration of a creepy old dude getting his head cut off after he professed his love for a formerly blind jail-keepers daughter!

Seriously.

Also Coyotes from both Florida and Silverdale are involved because it wouldn't be Lupercalia without them!