Jon and Randy discuss Lying, the world's oldest profession, and Jon drops a fucking bombshell. They also slander The Philly Cheesesteak, The Uvula, Wambaugh, F*cking Sharks, My Dad The Astronaut, Touched, Missus Lance, Big Boned, What, Crack Cocaine, Siri, Florida Evans, Lionel Ritchie, Santa, Chicken Ribs, and Much More!