CW Violence: Your scumbag soulmate does a little violence toward the end (This IS a bank robbery, after all). It is NOT directed toward the listener, and it isn't present at all in the YouTube version.

You and John are a match made in hell, put on this earth to get rich or die trying. Hold on tight, sugar.

Script: WhispurrAudio

Art: seraphicghost

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