This week William Gallagher has a cold but also an Apple Pencil. You're envious now, aren't you? But colds are going around, you'll get one. They're certainly more common than Apple Pencils as its arrival after so very many weeks waiting was enough to make him spill his cough mixture. Malcolm Owen is in fine health and staying as far away from William as he can, but he's got games news, games opinions and also a very particular thingy of the week that involves Windows. Consequently William is staying as far away from Malcolm as he can.