Nicky P and special guest Francis Melling (What We Do in the Shadows, Murdoch Mysteries, Escape Casa Loma) spoil the new bad movie classic Madame Web and discuss the unfair treatment of non-Sydney Sweeney spider women, why it's necessary to watch a real-time depiction of three "teenagers" learning cpr in the middle of a Spider-Man adjacent placeholder movie, and Dakota Johnson! You've been warned!