You are not the first to pass this way. Nor shall you be the last. Those who seek this podcast face peril and adventure—but more often, find bearded daddies and puffin animatronics.

Long ago, Epcot was a land of education. That was the beginning of our love for the park.

And there are those who see Epcots’s spirit veiled in a land of capitalism and intellectual properties — where trolls still prowl the water’s edge... and host this podcast.

Join us as we board our Viking ships and enter the MAELSTROM.