The Indian summer is in full swing and Jez is keeping a fly death count on this Don't Get Me Started. The heat has also made him a little delirious and he's dreaming of how he'd revolutionise English football with a series of mergers that will in absolutely no way offend anyone. Meanwhile, Alex gushes over his Married At First Sight obsession while getting on his soapboc about plurals.

Warning: Explicit content from the outset. This is comedy, don't take it too seriously.

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