“What the BLIP is going onnnn between the kerosenes of this rented homeeeee” Baby they can’t even retreat without MESS. This week the couples gather together one last time for a retreat in Vermont. What should’ve been a peaceful and healing weekend, quickly turned into a tumultuous staycation from hell. From the alcohol infused insults from Lindsey to AnNOIying disregard for Steve’s feelings, Vermont was anything but peaceful. Join us as we discuss this cringeworthy retreat. Grab your glass, you’re going to need it. 

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Wine/Cocktail of the Night 

Princess: Vodka + Cran

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Tweets of the Week 

“Damn Katina is doing the drive to Vermont too?? What does O contribute to this marriage aside from toxic masculinity and misogyny???” - @MoparJade 

“Lindsey’s emotional instability and lack of self awareness is dangerous.” - @Jessica_Tribble 

“Every week, literally EVERY WEEK Olajuwon says something that would get him cursed out in real life by like 97% of women!! WITHOUT FAIL!! Every single week!” - @BeautyNDaBears 

“Olajuwon hairline goes further back every time he disrespects Katina.” - @BrownViolate 

“Not Lindsey telling Mark his life is falling apart! How does she think that makes him feel!? She belittles him to his face and ironically, SHE would go bat shit crazy if he said something like that to her. GET HER OFF MY SCREEN!” - @MAFSMartiniMess 

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