This week on Friend, Pick Up the Phone, we’re reporting live from the United States of Embarrassment , where the chaos never sleeps. From government shutdowns and Trump Burger deportations, MAGA rebrands, and Turning Point’s off-brand halftime show, it’s a full plate of foolishness.

I break down Taylor’s rollout, Hayley Williams’ powerful performance of True Believer and Strange Fruit, and a little global flavor with a Bad Bunny translation courtesy of my special guest. We also dive into why so many men are still avoiding therapy, what losing friendships in this era really means, and how to tell if you’re MAGA presenting or just need a nap.

Basically — it’s politics, pop culture, and personal growth… with a little petty on the side.