Jason and Rebecca cough their way through another day in traffic. They consult the good ole’ Magic 8 Ball and just like that they’re told it’s not gonna be a good day. Fuck you Magic 8 Ball. They forge on by sharing the perfect way to eat a PB&J and contemplate who the genius was that found cheese(es). But wait, there’s more! You get unsolicited advice on how to “listen” to a person vent and not provide any useful or thoughtful advice. You know the annoying “this too shall pass.”  Their lack of world history becomes apparent when Jason states that Hitler was a crackhead and Rebecca thinks Hitler died of a STD.  A quick Google search (after the podcast recording ended) appears that Hitler committed suicide.  In an effort for them not to sound like total idiots, it may be possible that Hitler was a crackhead who killed himself because he had a STD.  Ponder that one.  After that sinks in…listen to the podcast for the prize-winning secret word(s) Rebecca slips in.  Text us if you think you got the word(s) and we’ll send you a gift card for $25.00 so that you can purchase a highly overpriced coffee on them. Only 1 winner. 

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