Writer, theatre-maker and star of forthcoming feature film 'Movie Magic' Ilayda Arden joins our trio of Mail Bonders to explore recent stories from the Daily Mail. This month we cover a fight over some plastic flowers, Britain's dullest man, Demons in IKEA and which object we would marry.

Disclaimer: This podcast contains fruity language as well as mature (and immature) themes. Caution should be exercised if listening in the company of younger children, angry pensioners, or the easily offended.