The Pals celebrate the week in stoppage time stunners across the league and entirely against Orlando, they debate the finer points of VAR implementation, celebrate Cheyna Matthews' breakout performance in Chicago, and take the Paramount+ broadcast straight to the trash for dropping 30 minutes of gameplay.

This Week in Sportsmanship asks the important question for Queer couples in a relationship: are you the starfish, or the one who waits?

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