Nothin' but beef, I'm on a Keto diet.

The recent altercation between Elmo the Blood and Rocco the Rock got us thinking about scraps and beefs. We tag in friend of the show, "Based" Jake Paul, to look at his one-man slamma jamma against the UFC; plus other bits of combat sports drama.

After a quick detour through through Kardashian Lane, Jorydn Woods Avenue (where I'm tryna be), and that one time Shehr almost died we get to a really nice conversation about growth, cognitive empathy, and selfishness. Cases of Main Character Syndrome (MCS) are spiking everywhere, please get the vaccine.