The Gift of Christmas Present...HELL NO WE MEAN TOYS LOL

This week on the Max Destruction Podcast, hosts Scotty and Gilly Macho are revving up for a miniature war that promises oversized stakes. It's the ultimate showdown between two iconic military figures, but only one can claim the title of supreme commander.

In one corner, hailing from a world where military discipline is everything, we have the calculated and formidable Major Chip Hazard of the Commando Elite. Armed with a tactical mindset and a "peace through superior firepower" philosophy, he's ready to turn Star Command into scrap.

In the other corner, flying in from infinity and beyond, is Star Command's finest space ranger, Buzz Lightyear. With his laser beam (light, sound, and a cool little red light), karate chop action, and unshakeable belief in the greater good, Buzz is preparing for a strategic insertion into hostile territory.

There will be NO MERCY...and beyond.

LIGHTS. CAMERA. FIGHT!!!!