I hate this show. This television episode should be used to elicit confessions from criminals. How many times can I audibly say "ugh" in an 11 minute podcast?

Beverly Hills 90210 S1E8, "Perfect Mom." Kelly gets some character development and Brenda learns to appreciate her great mom. Plus, a Casio keyboard B-plot that truly baffles.

Beverly Hills 90210 S1E7, "Higher Education." Brandon's got bad academic integrity, Brenda's got bad hair, and I've got bad street cred.

Beverly Hills 90210 S1E6, "One on One." Brandon wades into some racist muck when he tries out for the basketball team. Brenda hits a television icon with her car.

Beverly Hills 90210 S1E5, "The First Time." It's a snoozefest of an episode when Brandon's Minneapolis girlfriend comes to visit and Brenda slightly has a crush on a teacher.

Beverly Hills 90210 S1E4, "Every Dream Has Its Price Tag" Brenda meets a leopard hat troublemaker and reads a book. Brandon learns an important lesson about cool points.

Beverly Hills 90210 S1E3, "The Green Room." In an uneventful episode, we meet Dylan McKay! Plus, Brandon can't hold his breath anymore, he stopped swimming and learned to surf.

Beverly Hills 90210 S1E2 Pilot Part 2. This episode is all about sex, despite no one having any.

Beverly Hills 90210, S1E1 "Pilot part 1". I'm awkward in my transition to celebrity podcaster and Brenda and Brandon are getting into trouble on their first week of school. No banana daiquiris!