It's time to count your blessings on a veritable mountain of egg-beans!

Join Bobby, Dan, and Saltine Dungeon Caleb as they Jib and also Jab on Spring holiday card expectations, jellybean company ranking, and unnecessary celebratory jello consumption! Soon after, the lads rate and review a card that'll make you want rev up the ole soft-serve ice machine, if only because you've got some mistakes to atone for!

Be sure to catch our no-act play, "Rosie O'Donnell and Beck are Dead", now playing somewhere, at a time.