Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The pieces have been laid out. This is Zorthox’s big plan finally coming to fruition. For a very long time, the Hexiuns have looked for a way to reopen the portal to Helvora in hopes of fully “integrating” with this universe. Sure, that would mean enslaving numerous planets and populations and subjecting the universe to the cruelest of rulers, but hey, it could be worse. The rest of the crew also have plans in place to secretly try and stop this procedure before it begins. The ship, now equipped with the proper drilling lasers and sonic guns, makes way for the unfortunate planet of Mianzee. Home to the Pandomos. To sacrifice them, in order to open the portal. Will they successfully thwart Zorthox’s plans? What will become of the Pandomos? Which members of the crew, if any, will actually stand up to the captain and crew? What is it with Yokkish and vents? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for a completely different experience!

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Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer