This isn't a Hallmark recap of candles and cake—this is me, raw and unfiltered, looking back at a year that chewed me up, spit me out, and still had me strutting through L.A. and NOLA like I owned the place. From bougie flights to Bourbon Street chaos, celebrity sightings to TSA side-eye, it's a year in review the MAMM way: brutally honest, funny as hell, and just messy enough to keep it real.