It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, it's our weekly penis story: do larger noses equal larger penises? Scientists say yes . . . if you're a dead Japanese man. Then one town uses $228,000 in COVID relief funds on a giant squid statue, and Billy Hurley is there to report on it. And later we get the scoop on a man who built a 250 foot poop wall and another man busted while attempting to smuggle 35 live finches into the United States using hair curlers.Find all of this week's stories here:Snout clout: Larger noses equal larger penises, according to studyThis town used its $228K in COVID relief funds on a giant squid statueMan erects poop wall after property dispute with neighborMan busted at JFK with 35 live finches stuffed inside hair curlers