Manchester United's off-field issues continue to derail the team, giving Erik Ten Hag an uphill task; Kyle and Justin wonder what United's recruiting team has been up to; the Premier League's new strikers flex their muscles; new boys Fulham and Mitrovic surprise Liverpool on the opening day; Haaland bags a casual brace as the rest of the league looks on in horror; Tottenham and Arsenal impress on the opening day; Leeds United States of America earn a big W on opening day as Brendan Aaronson shines. The lads also share Matchweek 1 overreactions.