On this week's episode, Cognitive Dissidents Cat Alvarado, "The Black Voice of Reason" Tymon Shipp, and Dr. David Robinson look at the week Asia Argento became eligible to be a Catholic priest; ask why conservative media is turning Cristhian Rivera into the new Emmett Till; and reveal undeniable* proof that China's using sorcerers to win the trade war!

Add in a 'Burst of Durst' from Will Durst, and you've got yourself your weekly dose of newsy infotainment! Get dosed!

*totally deniable, not proof.