Manchester is Red or Blue? Michael Carrick faces a baptism of fire as United’s interim boss against a City side fueled by Haaland and Semenyo’s 30-goal power. We break down the Derby stats, Spurs’ £34m hijack of Conor Gallagher, and why Matchday 22 is a semi-final for the Top 4. Can Carrick spark a revolution, or will the 30-goal nightmare end the United project?