For our final game of our inaugural series, we visit Old Trafford to watch Manchester United vs Real Madrid, April 2003 — remembered as a game that had everything except order.

Ronaldo’s hat-trick for Madrid, Beckham off the bench for United — and a 4–3 scoreline that still wasn’t enough.

Replayed here, one moment at a time, as part of He Shoots, He Snores — classic matches told slowly.

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