I just wanted to help

I couldn't stop myself

from lending a hand

in the kitchen, my friend

You needed some grease

to calm the skin of the beast

The microwave was a way

to melt the butter

save the day

Hey

I don't need a plate

I don't need a bowl

I don't need anything

but the package from which it came

I am not a chef

how was I supposed to know

The box isn't adequate

to catch the fatty flow

I just wanted to help

I couldn't stop myself

from lending a hand

in the kitchen, my friend

Maybe there's a mess

I promise that I did my best

Salvage - what's at stake is that supper will be delayed