Uh oh, freaks... we got an accidental cannibal episode for you this week!

First up, consensual cannibalism: Megan tells us the story of Mao Sugiyama fulfilling his dream of watching someone eat his severed penis. Bone appetit, am I right? 

Next, the ... other kind: Lauren introduces us to Dmitry and Natalia, aka the Russian Cannibal Couple, who really enjoyed documenting their various crimes/meals.

Enjoy? Maybe? 

And send us topics, cannibal-style or otherwise, to [email protected].