I Can't Believe It's Not Not News is back for your weekly dose of wacky news from around the world. First, a college student orders a marble cutting board off Amazon, only to find a vivid sketch of a penis drawn on the board (see image). As you might guess, Billy and Grey have plenty of thoughts about this young ladies' fortune. Next, a homeless Florida man lives in a luxury suite at the Tampa Bay soccer stadium for two weeks before being discovered by the cleaning crew. Then, KFC suspends their "Finger Lickin' Good" slogan which prompts Billy to come up with a few alternative slogans for the chicken empire and Grey gets caught up on Colonel Sanders' fake valor. All of this, plus a surprise visit from Billy-Ivan and cameo appearance from Billy the Penis Arm Guy. Tune in now for all the laughs!