What time is it? Time for Finn and Jake to do something home invasion! Marceline is late to jam, but she told us to wait outside. That makes it okay to go and poke around her house, right? Back in the studio, a force awakens: though she almost slept through the whole episode, the Godqueen Empress Velvet Piglet, softest of pigs and most radiant of sovereigns, pulls herself from slumber to make a royal declaration; should any human, by the end of the recording, have not made an offering of sweet cranberries and hay, that human shall meet a most unfortunate and untimely end. Will the humans comply, or will her majesty be forces to don the royal armor and start the royal war machine? Tune in and find out.