Ludicrous Leadoff:

* Scientists Have Created An Artificial Embryo Without Using Egg, Sperm

(watch the video description here and read the research article here)

News of the Week:

* Switch Sets New 48-hour Sales Record For Nintendo Hardware In North America

* Nintendo Switch Sells Over 330,000 Units In First 48-Hours In Japan

* Nintendo Switch Sells Twice As Well As Wii U During Launch In UK

* Nintendo Switch’s HD Rumble Enables Wife and Blind Husband To Game Together

(read the wife’s original Reddit post here)

* Nintendo Switch Joy-Cons Work On PCs And Android

(watch a video walkthrough here)

* Nintendo Switch Controllers Now Compatible With NES Classic Edition

* Nintendo Confirms Switch Save Data Cannot Be Transferred Off System

* No Man’s Sky Gets New Update, Adds Vehicles and Base Sharing

(watch the announcement video here)

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who wants to know why all soap opera actors look like soap opera actors

Blast From The Past:

* God of War II (PS2 / March 13, 2007)

* Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series / March 10, 1997 – May 20, 2003)